Who Should Wield the Gauntlet

[soronthebeast]

Well its Friday, seems to happen every week. Who should get the Infinity Gauntlet? All of last weeks winners are on this list, this time you can also vote for some one else, but you have to give a good reason why they are more deserving of the Gauntlet then the people on the list.
For those of you that do not know, the Gauntlet makes the wielder the god: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Gauntlet
(this is the Infinity Gauntlet without that stupid Ego gem btw, I want to hurt the person that added that)

[rich]

Clearly Joe should wield the gauntlet. Several people on your list do not deserve its powers, others already have it, and a few have already turned similar methods of achieving godhood down.

Joe likes shiny things and the gauntlet is shiny. It would do no one any harm and it may result in my robotics lab being upgraded, which I would enjoy thoroughly.

[soronthebeast]

i concor

[andwer]

I'm going with the hyperbola.
As an abstact idea, it is sure to do the least damage.
(Besides, of course, resolving all 3-dimensional objects into two dimensional representatives of themselves.

[agonthier]

hmm, omnipotence without omniscience.... sounds like the perfect recipe for total disaster, no matter who wields it.

Joe would probably just use that power to destroy all vegetative (is that even a real word?) life on this planet, which would result in the downfall of mankind, so I can't vote for him.

I guess the hyperbola is the safest bet. It would just use the power to get rid of the other conic sections which threaten its dominion, and frankly, we have enough conic sections as it is.

[dragonscat]

I voted my vote just because I am partial to people named Richard and also to lions. I didn't think about it much harder than that.

[strawberria]

I don´t care if he turned it down in the past, Captian Picard is teh hawt, so let´s make it so and make it him