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Post by soronthebeast on Feb 9, 2006 21:30:25 GMT -5
It’s the Winner's Table. Who will walk away with the money? Who will be the first person out? Please, I would like to hear stores about how it would go down!
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Post by soronthebeast on Feb 9, 2006 21:31:10 GMT -5
Stuped forum will not let me say D!CK... grumble grumble
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Post by erasmus on Feb 16, 2006 14:41:00 GMT -5
I think the game would go down like this:
Mr. Fantastic would mentally calculate the odds of winning each hand, and then win the pot by the laws of probability. Wolverine would be the first one out, and be very bitter at being shown up by yet another goody two-shoes team leader. At this point Wolverine would accuse Mr. Fantastic of cheating and leap across the table at him with claws drawn.
James Bond would then jump into the action with a silenced PP7 and a vodka martini.
Will Riker and Captain Kirk wouldn't get involved with the fight because it would violate the prime directive, and there are no alien women around for them to have sex with. So they beam back up to the Enterprise.
Unaware of how such futuristic technology works, Sherlock Holmes and D1ck Tracy team up to investigate where the missing players went.
Between the fighting and the investigation, they all turn their backs to the game...just as Bruce Wayne planned they would. He runs away with the pot and disappears out the nearest window.
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Post by soronthebeast on Feb 16, 2006 15:55:05 GMT -5
Mr. Fantastic would be the first one out. He would go heads up against James bond; calculate his odds of losing at exactly 2.03454% go all in and James would win.
James Bond would of course get knocked out when he, D!ck Tracy and Homes all go all in on a hand. Homes will win the hand and knock the two inferior detectives out.
Will would take out Starbucks, but then lose to Kirk. Both he and Kirk would have been bluffing, but Kirk would have ace high and Will would only have king high.
Wolverine will be able to smell the bluff on Kirk and take him out, as Bruce will be able to take out Homes.
Then it would be Bruce and Wolverine. With out Bruce’s cowl he will be having a little trouble, but he will have dealt with “meta” humans before. Wolverine will be using all of his enhanced senses to find out what was in Bruce’s hand. Finally Bruce will go all in and Wolverine will call that bub out.
Bruce would show his cards. Strait flush. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, of diamonds.
Wolverine will throw down his two pair.. of red 4's. (this is 5 card stud)Guess old Bruce thought he could control a poker game like the JLA. Wolverine will take the punk out with his claws and declare himself the winner!
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Post by jedik809 on Feb 16, 2006 20:27:48 GMT -5
Bruce Wayne / Batman (oops, sorry for ruining the secret identity!) plans for everything, given enough prep time. And I mean EVERYthing. So he can't lose a game like Poker. Bruce Wayne takes all.
Although James Bond is one heck of a gambler, he can't beat Batman.
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Post by agonthier on Feb 16, 2006 23:25:05 GMT -5
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!
Chuck Norris walks in, and kicks Wolverine so hard that his 4 four's shit themselves and turn into a 2, 3, 4, 5 and 7.
Chuck Norris then proceeds to count to infinity, which he then divides by zero.
Game set Match, Chuck
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