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Post by soronthebeast on Mar 19, 2006 0:03:07 GMT -5
One on One who could beat the Juggernaut? Lets do that Point thing. 10 The Juggernaut 4 The Hulk 4 Superman 4 Thing 4 Darth Vader 4 Satan 4 The Toxic Avenger 4 Doc Strange Juggernaut starts with 10 because he has This Flash making him the coolest. |
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Post by agonthier on Mar 19, 2006 18:54:04 GMT -5
All the combatants are setting up in the Arena, when suddenly a booming heralds the entrance of a massive beast of destruction into the battle zone: THE JUGGERNAUT. Satan sends out a mental impulse, that they all must unite against this threat so that they all have a chance to win in the end (he doesn't add, however, that they will all be distracted for a while......)
Superman flies up into the stratosphere with the Hulk hanging onto his back, while Spiderman starts shooting his webs at THE JUGGERNAUT's eyes. The Thing and Toxic Avenger charges towards Juggernaut, but split apart at the last second, attempting to flank and distract him. Meanwhile, Darth Vader draws his lightsaber, but seems to be troubled by something, and focuses his attention to the Force to try and figure it out. Doc Strange, meanwhile, slips off unseen starts one of his most powerful incantations.
In timing that could only be accomplished in a fictional work, all the heroes strike into Juggernaut simultaneously; Spiderman's webs blinding Juggernaut, Thing and Toxic Avenger applying their own special brand of beat down to Juggernaut, Superman flying down at hypersonic speeds and throwing the Hulk at Juggernaut, who proceeds to punch Juggernaut with all his might as Doc Strange's arcane tricks trigger, subtley magnifiying the effects of all the other heros' blows. Juggernaut, under such an unstoppable assault, reals, and falls to the ground.
Behind the battle, Satan, his goal accomplished, flicks his tail out at Darth Vader, in an attempt to take him out of the battle early. Vader, however, is no mere child, and having sensed Satan's misdirection in the force, force pushes Satan away at the last moment, and as Satan goes reeling, Vader throws his lightsaber at Satan's head.......
Juggernaut -1
Vader +1
9 The Juggernaut
4 The Hulk
4 Superman
4 Thing
5 Darth Vader
4 Satan
4 The Toxic Avenger
4 Doc Strange
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Post by soronthebeast on Mar 19, 2006 22:25:30 GMT -5
The lightsaber slices of Satan’s horns. He lets out an inhuman scream, which is over shadowed by the Juggernaut’s trumpet shout as he knocks off all of his attackers. “Don’t you know who I am? You must not know who I am. Your weapons cannot stop me! Nothing can stop me, for I am the Juggernaut.” He proclaims. He steps forwarded and grabs Satan, who is still wining, by the tail, and starts swinging him like a club. Superman gets hit, and his weakness to magic causes him to EXPLODE... I mean fall down.
Vader forces his Lightsaber to him, and he goes at Juggernaut with a mighty cut, but the lightsaber breaks in his hand as Juggernaut pimp slaps him. Juggernaut grabs the Thing; he now wields both Satan and the Thing as weapons. Can any one stop him?
9 The Juggernaut
4 The Hulk
2 Superman
4 Thing
5 Darth Vader
4 Satan
4 The Toxic Avenger
4 Doc Strange
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Post by agonthier on Mar 20, 2006 0:52:01 GMT -5
Disarmed, but by no means defenseless, Vader rises from the ground, his mechanical lungs wheezing slightly, dusts himself off, and takes in the situation. Seeing his foe rise after such a brutal slap, Juggernaut roars furiously and launches Satan directly at Vader's chest. Vader, once again sensing this attack right before it happens, readies himself, and takes the full blow of the Satan missile directly on his armored chest (of course softening the blow with his prodigious Force ability). Vader staggers slightly, but is unharmed.
Meanwhile, Doc Strange steps out of the time stream for a moment, in an effort to find a way to stop the rampaging Juggernaut (who, after launching Satan at Vader, has resumed swinging Thing around and smashing the other combatants into the ground and sending them sailing through the air). After some magical chicanery, Strange discovers an interesting tidbit; without his helmet, Juggernaut is vulnerable to mental attacks. Reappearing, and drawing the Wand of Watoomb, Strange speaks a single word of power, and launches an incadescent bolt of pure arcane energy at Juggernaut. A blinding flash, and everyone turns their heads from the intense light, causing a momentary lapse in the battle. After the light dissipates, a shock! Juggernauts helmet has been completely obliterated; the last remnants of the helm are sizzling on the ground, being eaten away by Strange's spell......
Juggernaut - 1
Thing - 1
8 The Juggernaut
4 The Hulk
2 Superman
3 Thing
5 Darth Vader
4 Satan
4 The Toxic Avenger
4 Doc Strange
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Post by propagandist on Mar 20, 2006 0:58:01 GMT -5
as far as keeping with comic tradition, the hulk (of the future) has the best chance of defeating juggernaut (marvel's juggernaut that is). superman and darthvader don't count as they are from systems too different from the marvel universe. Thing is inferior as he has superstrength but not invulnerability and is too emotional to be on par with a supervillian. satan has too many checks and balances, toxic avenger is weak (the only thing he has going for him is chick apeal), doc strange has a chance.
doc's powers are super natural, as are juggernaut's from the omicron crystal. magic always wins if it's on the "right side" ie good vs evil. this is a toss up as marvel is based on morals not black and white good v. evil.
my vote would go to superman, exept that its cheap and shouldn't be compared, then doctor strange, which would be close.
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Post by soronthebeast on Mar 20, 2006 17:42:50 GMT -5
"WWhhhaaattt the F* is this sh!t?" thinks The Juggernaut, as some one named 'propagandist' tells him things about tradition, "Am I triping on Acid?"
He than realizes that everything that happened after his helmet was blasted off was just a mind game that Vader used. Even the destruction of his helmet; which happend, in his mind, as soon as it was taken off.
"I thought no one could destroy my helmet!" he thinks as the arean comes back into focus. "That guy in the black suit really played a number on me."
6 The Juggernaut (-2)
4 The Hulk
2 Superman
3 Thing
5 Darth Vader
4 Satan
4 The Toxic Avenger
4 Doc Strange
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Post by erasmus on Mar 20, 2006 21:22:32 GMT -5
I know this is a little late to the punch, but to respond to the following: Juggernaut starts with 10 because he has This Flash making him the coolest. Vader gets a bonus because he has this flash: www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap6 The Juggernaut 4 The Hulk 2 Superman 3 Thing 7 Darth Vader (+2)4 Satan 4 The Toxic Avenger 4 Doc Strange |
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Post by agonthier on Mar 21, 2006 0:10:50 GMT -5
As the titanic combat between Vader's epic force of will and Juggernaut's relentless assault continues, a second battle has developed on the fringes of the battlezone. After failing to destroy Juggernaut's helmet, Doc Strange decided to leave Juggernaut to the capable hands of Darth Vader, and went off in search of another opponent.
Spying Satan crying in the corner, Doc Strange flies over and bombards Satan with magical blasts, and Satan falls to the ground, quite dead. However, as Doc Strange gives himself a self-satisfied nod, he is IMPALED by a blazing pitch-fork, and a voice barely above the threshold of hearing is heard loudly throughout the arena "FOOLISH MORTALS!! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME SO EASILY!?!?!" Satan throws the wounded Strange to the ground, and chooses his next victim.....
Satan +2
6 The Juggernaut
4 The Hulk
2 Superman
3 Thing
7 Darth Vader
6 Satan
4 The Toxic Avenger
4 Doc Strange
edit: also, I noticed I made reference to Spider-man a couple times in my previous posts. I didn't actually realize until just now that he wasn't actually included in the original list
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Post by soronthebeast on Mar 21, 2006 17:07:52 GMT -5
Satan killed spider-man so fast that no one can see it happen.
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Post by andwer on Apr 16, 2006 2:50:24 GMT -5
when satan throws strange to the ground, satan lands on the hulks milk and biscuts.
The hulk was a bit peckish, and was sitting down for a spot of tea.
He becomes positively enraged by the ill manners of these louts. and sets out to drink them instead.
Discovering that Dr. Strange is not made of liquid.
He settles for nibbling delicately on his arm.
+1 Hulk
-1 Strange
6 The Juggernaut
5 The Hulk
2 Superman
3 Thing
7 Darth Vader
6 Satan
4 The Toxic Avenger
3 Doc Strange
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