Its Done! The set of Joe

[soronthebeast]

The set is done. 15 from each color. 12 Artifacts, 11 Multicolor, 4 lands
102 Cards.
34 Rares
34 Uncommon
34 Common
www.lehigh.edu/~tpc4/formike.html

If you guy want more stuff, you have the program.. make a expansion!

[soronthebeast]

ok fixed some balance issues, made Dan cost one less, and Ali a 2/2,
made mike cost one less to match the other Strategist, they now all cost 3 of there color (expect paw) i thought about making paw cost more and upping his stats, but decided that his powers might be too powerful on anything other then a 1/1

Some one told me that speed bump was broken.. Your thoughts?

The Set of Joe
The Nation of Cake was taking over the world. Only Rich and Hulk dared to oppose them. Finally with the help of Dan they defeated the Nation of Cake and won their, and everyone else’s, freedom. In so doing so they because the most powerful and were beating people left and right. Prince Ali could not stand to see such violence and he forged a dark pact with the most unlikely of allies, Evil Graham. Together they stopped the beatings, but only by destroying Rich and Hulk. Violence truly begets violence.

[erasmus]

I like having a set named after me ;D

But Taylor, for the love of all that's holy, spellcheck your posts.

[soronthebeast]

erasmus said:

I like having a set named after me ;D

But Taylor, for the love of all that's holy, spellcheck your posts.

you need to tell me what was going on with you and the stuff.

[erasmus]

Um, what?

[soronthebeast]

with all of the stuff with rich and ali and hulk was going on, what was your cult doing?
o and if you want to give me a profread thing of thst stuff i will post it... just like old times?

[agonthier]

so what were my followers doing during this time? I assume this all happened while I learned to Gonthier, but what is my role now that the nation of cake is defeated?

[soronthebeast]

agonthier said:

so what were my followers doing during this time? I assume this all happened while I learned to Gonthier, but what is my role now that the nation of cake is defeated?

I you where to Gonthier it would all become clear, or you could just make up your own story. I like both of those ideas!

[agonthier]

I guess now I could be helping re-establish the peace in the wake of the devastated land from the war, fighting off evil and what not. You know, Paladin s h i t.

g@y board won't let me curse

[erasmus]

Since neither of us were mentioned in the story, we could have our respective factions emerging and battling each other after the war that killed Rich and the Hulk. It seems like a Paladin thing to do to battle a powerful cult.

Then we could define "to Gonthier" as something along the lines of killing evil gods or hunting cultists.

[agonthier]

YEAH!

Like the Cult of Joe is trying to take over, and brainwash people into worshiping Joe, and it's my job to put a stop to those shenanigans.

[erasmus]

Taylor, I think it's time for you to write that into the story.

[soronthebeast]

You see while the Caky Nation was trying to take over all. Another, much subtler battle raged. The Cult of Joe, lead by Dar the Mind Mage, was trying to awaken their god. The gods of luck and logic had over thrown the most powerful of them Joe the UberDeity. Of course the gods could not simply destroy such a powerful entity, so they imprisoned his conscience in the guise of a skinny guy, and then cursed that guy… a lot. Dar learn of this and thought that if she could awaken the lost god he would grant her the power she sought. To this end she started a Cult that would worship this fallen god, and find away to return him to his former glory.
Half a world away the leader of an elite group of Samaria Paladins, Adam, learned of this foolish quest. How he could have learn this is unclear, but it is speculated that Adam had used Gonthiering inorder to get the information. Adam know that if Joe where to awaken he would undoubtedly wage a Great War against the beings that had imprisoned him. The god that usurped him power did it through trickery, but Joe would use all of his force against them. Such a war could very well destroy this plane. Adam learned all of this, and a recipe of how to make a mean Casserole, but that is a different story.
He left his Kingdom in the hands of Prince Ali, one he know to be honorable and true. He and his man departed for the other continent. The Cult of Joe was a secretive and fractured group. By the time that Ali had put a end to the Beaters, he had still yet to stamp it out.

NEXT EXPANTION…. The Coming Of Chaos
Author.. NOT Taylor

[soronthebeast]

erasmus said:

Then we could define "to Gonthier" as something along the lines of killing evil gods or hunting cultists.

YOU FOOLS! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND AND DEFINE THE UNDEFINABLE UNCOMPREHENDABLE MAGNITUDE OF WHAT IT MEANS "to Gonthier"

even those that Taught Adam cannot do it them selves.. or so it is believed

[erasmus]

FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU DARE QUESTION IUZ?

[soronthebeast]

Just so everyone knows the set of joe was destoryed.
It was bad luck so powerful joe him self would be proud. Lehigh shut down my website, and befor i could find a new one, my cumpter hard drive exploded and i lost everything.